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Monday, 01 November 2004

A bit of Halloween humour

The SANS Internet Storm Center incident handler's diary has an amusing read. If only it were true...

[18:16] [humour] [permalink]

If I were American...

  • I'd be outraged about the amount of money Bush has spent on a needless war in Iraq, rather than in my own country,
  • I'd be outraged about the number of American soliders who have died in a needless war in Iraq,
  • I'd be outraged that Bush hasn't done more to find Osama Bin Laden,
  • I'd be outraged that Bush won't ratify Kyoto, even after Florida's been half wiped off the map after repeated hurricanes, probably due to climate change (they'll consider towing icebergs up there to lower the water temperature instead),
  • I'd be outraged at how Bush has handled the American economy in general,
  • I'd be outraged at how Bush has negatively affected the world's perceptions of America, and
  • I'd sure as hell be exercising my franchise in this presidential election.

But then again, I was fairly outraged at Howard for some of the above reasons, and yet I managed to be in the minority in the recent Federal election, so go figure. Maybe I'm just out of touch with reality...

[16:24] [opinion] [permalink]